at one point Justin mentions Taako has a peanut allergy but at the beginning of The Suffering Game arc he goes back to his room to finish off half of a reese’s cup… what’s the truth.
i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”. like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing you with her presence. gal’s got shoulders for days? christ in heaven thank you for existing. gracious.
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
there’s no such thing as an ironic nazi. pretending to be a nazi for the lulz or worshipping the aesthetic of the foot soldiers of the reich are indistinguishable from genuine belief in nazi ideology and it is right and just to treat them as such.
